On Tuesday can we finally face reality of 4 years of Trump? Most still praying for #EC miracle. Not happening... #t #p2 #Unpresidented
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 18, 2016
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Your ever faithless guru waxing poetic about humor, belief, politics and how to be a generally good human being despite all that.
On Tuesday can we finally face reality of 4 years of Trump? Most still praying for #EC miracle. Not happening... #t #p2 #Unpresidented
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 18, 2016
Theory: #Atheism caused Trump. Theists built internet echo chambers to hide from our bullying (& also hid from facts).#t #p2 #notmyprez
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 18, 2016
I'll post this 2-3 years from now & point out it was a harbinger for what happens in US.#t #p2 #notmyprezhttps://t.co/ZjF1jr2PSW
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 17, 2016
Partisans 4 EC Rejecting Trump. Partisans kneecapping incoming NC gov. Support one & hate the other? Hypocrisy?#t #p2 #2016elections
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 16, 2016
The Internet age gave us each the ability to learn the truth or shield ourselves from it. America has chosen the latter.#t #p2 #ripamerica
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 13, 2016
The Internet age have us each the ability to learn the truth or shield ourselves from it. America has chosen the latter.#t #p2 #ripamerica
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 12, 2016
Media Pls stop guessing what Trump'll do next. UR terrible @ it. Instead focus on what he's done already. Plenty there!#t #p2 #ripamerica
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 8, 2016
I've been reading a lot about the election. This one resonated with me the most. https://t.co/XUo6sxkhvS#t #p2 #ripamerica
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 1, 2016
It's probable that our universe is a computer simulation. So in that regard we can say the #2016elections were hacked.#t #p2 #ripamerica
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 23, 2016
As one who hopes for a legitimate election results challenge, let me say... There isn't one. Dig in for #2020.#t #p2 #ChallengeTheVote
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 23, 2016
I have a lot to be thankful for this year. The collective intelligence of the American voting public is not one of them.#t #p2 #ripamerica
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 21, 2016
Trump's picks so far... A who's who of who's horrible. #t #p2 #ripamerica #Election2016
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 21, 2016
Do you want it to be true? Scrutinize it more than if you didn't. #fakenews #t #p2 #2016elections
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 20, 2016
HUGE challenge going fwd: How to get more folks on both sides exposed to more uncomfortable facts?#p2 #2016elections #t #fakenews
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 20, 2016
America is in 5th down territory. It's time to change the rules. #t #p2 #ripamerica #Election2016
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 19, 2016
What we need is a #MailMikePenceButtplugs campaign. It wouldn't change anything, but I'd be amused.#t #p2 #2016elections #ripamerica
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 19, 2016
Horrified at Trump's cabinet picks? His voters just assume he's "shaking things up." & know or care very little.#t #p2 #2016elections
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 18, 2016
Trump misspoke. What he really meant to say was "Swamp the Drains."#t #p2 #2016elections #ripamerica
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 18, 2016
Challenge: Reverse failures of our public-ed system in creating informed reasoned voters before 2020. Good luck.#t #p2 #2016elections
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 18, 2016
We were THIS close to having two presidents in the White House. Now we won't even have half of one. #t #p2 #ripamerica #Election2016
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 18, 2016
Clinton got enough votes to beat McCain 08 and Romney 12. Don't blame. Reconcile. We are still #StrongerTogether#t #p2 #ripamerica
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 17, 2016
If we treat every Trump voter as the enemy, we are heading for war. Aim at the propagandists, not their victims.#t #p2 #ripamerica
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 17, 2016
Ben Carson to Trump: "No thanks on your GENEROUS offer to be the house negro."#t #p2 #ripamerica
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 16, 2016
Trump got elected. Surely you don't still think there's a magic man in the sky granting prayers & enacting justice? #t #p2 #Atheists
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 14, 2016
If we're unwilling 2b humbled by loss & admit unforced errors, then we aren't going to make changes needed to win #2020.#t #p2 #ripamerica
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 14, 2016
Hoping for impeachment? Progressive rollback under Prez Trump < Progressive rollback under Prez Pence. #t #p2 #ripamerica
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 13, 2016
#warren2020 Your country needs you. #p2 #t #ripamerica
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 13, 2016
Tips for managing Trump: he loves to spend other people's money making himself look good. Use that.#t #p2 #ripamerica
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 12, 2016
Remember #OccupyWallstreet? Protest if it feels good to. Organize for a LOOOOOOOONG fight if you want to change things. #t #p2 #ripamerica
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 12, 2016
Consider Trump an objective test of how little competence we can have in government and still continue to function.#t #p2 #ripamerica
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 12, 2016
If GOP had run Romney and Dems ran some progressive version of Trump, it would've been Romney in a landslide. Just sayin'#t #p2 #ripamerica
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 12, 2016
Russia knows us better than we do ourselves. They didn't cheat. They played our media influence game better than we did.#t #p2 #ripamerica
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 11, 2016
Don't condemn cable news for showing us what we want to watch. That's their job. Look inward. Why did we watch? #t #p2 #ripamerica
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 11, 2016
Let your anger go. Let your sadness pass. There is no salvation in retribution - a lesson Trump voters will soon learn. #t #ripamerica #p2
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 11, 2016
America has gotten this far with many more bad presidents than good ones. #t #ElectionResults #ripamerica
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 10, 2016
Trump may still end up better than default Republican re Obamacare, SCOTUS, Abortion, etc - UNPREDICTABLE#TheMorningAfter #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 10, 2016
Trump said what they were thinking. When we called him out for it, they took it personally. #t #ElectionResults #ripamerica
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 10, 2016
American minorities are mad at whites. You have a right to be, but please don't lump all us Hillary voters in w/ deplorables.#ripamerica #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 9, 2016
Somebody please tell me that Russia hacked all our voting machines... and we have proof. #t #ElectionResults #ripamerica
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 9, 2016
Fear, anger, resentment, & profound sense of loss. It's what drove Trump voters to the polls. It's what I feel now. #t #ElectionResults
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 9, 2016
Rural voters are showing they detest politicians so much they'll vote for anybody AND I MEAN ANYBODY instead of them. #t #ElectionNight
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) November 9, 2016
In my day it was jackassery to throw trash on the ground. We didn't have robots everywhere to clean up after us! #FutureGrandpaTweets #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 27, 2016
My #Apple #TouchBar in terminal:
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 27, 2016
[cd] [ls] [ls] [ls] [ls] [ls] [ls] #AppleKeynote #t
How to go from Judeo-Christian to Atheist:
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 15, 2016
Take the number of Gods you don't believe in and add one.#t #goodwithoutgod
I'm putting half of Dump supporters in the basket of de-plumbables cuz y'all spigots. #BasketOfDeplorables #p2 #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) September 13, 2016
@MSNBC is #audienceofpundits trending yet? #CommanderInChiefForum #p2 #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) September 8, 2016
You may say I'm a dreamer...
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) September 2, 2016
But I'm not the only one
With #TacoTrucksOnEveryCorner
Yummy burritos made by Juan#t #p2 #2016elections
#RNCinCLE "Dems want to grant free stuff w/ ur tax$!" #DemsInPhilly "We'll spend ur tax$ on mid-class benefits not corporate welfare!" #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) July 26, 2016
You know what we need? A millenial reboot of Brewster's Millions starring Chris Rock.
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) July 24, 2016
...or maybe not. #t
Hillary thinks, "What luck! I get to run against Trump!"
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) July 21, 2016
Trump thinks, "What luck! I get to run against a woman!" #p2 #t
Ironic that the biggest flaw in pro- #anarchy thinking is what to do about assholes, given that they are the assholes themselves.#t #p2
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) July 6, 2016
I'm quite amused at the GOP's apoplexy* over FBI "exoneration" of Clinton email "scandal".
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) July 5, 2016
*brain hemorrhage due to impotent rage#t #p2
"mini" is a miniature "miniature."#t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) July 5, 2016
Here’s a cute baby and some puppies. Aren’t you tired of a certain someone clogging up your feed? #nevertrump
http://gwag.co/k5God really does work in mysterious ways. All TRUE Christians are obligated!
#atheism #goodwithoutgod