My favorite quote from the second episode of Carapaldi’s run as the doctor: Into the Dalek. #drwho
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Sunday, August 31, 2014
The Likeable Guy Carries A Screwdriver
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Saturday, August 30, 2014
The Tan Suit Debacle
WTF? Who honestly should give a flying crap about what color suit Prez Obama wears? If anything, it’s a refreshing change. #suitgate
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Don’t Trust. Just Verify
The internet can enlighten or delude you. It depends on how healthy your dose of skepticism is.
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August 30, 2014 at 11:09AM
If there isn't actual tea in there it's just hot herb juice. #t
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Friday, August 29, 2014
August 29, 2014 at 03:25PM
WTF? Who honestly should give a flying crap about what color suit Prez Obama wears? If anything, it's a refreshing change. #suitgate #t
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I Don’t Think He Means What You Say He Means
Why does THIS guy have so little in common with the views espoused by American fundamentalist Christians?
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August 29, 2014 at 08:07AM
Damn windmills ruining the countryside. If Al Gore hadn't invented global warming and created all this wind USA would be prettier. #t #sarc
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) August 29, 2014
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“Would you criminalize fornication?” Desperate new argument against same-sex marriage laughed...
The anti-gay movement is getting pretty desperate and thus more ridiculous. Now marriage is only an incentive for irresponsible heterosexuals to stay together and raise their accidental children? Nonsense. #f “Would you criminalize fornication?” Desperate new argument against same-sex marriage laughed...
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Car-to-car communication technology to be imposed soon in U.S.
#Driverless tech is sneaking in the back door. 1st it's there for safety, then it takes over. And we'll love it. #MotoChauffeur! #f #mc Car-to-car communication technology to be imposed soon in U.S.
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Thursday, August 28, 2014
FX Orders New Zach Galifianakis Comedy Baskets, Co-Created by Louis C.K. - IGN
Louis CK & Zack Galifianakis are doing a 1-camera comedy about professional clowns for #FX called #Baskets. What's not to love about this idea? #f FX Orders New Zach Galifianakis Comedy Baskets, Co-Created by Louis C.K. - IGN
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Satch Squashed as Champion
Dwight Schrute lays the smackdown on who really is the world’s true reigning hide and seek champion.
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Wednesday, August 27, 2014
August 27, 2014 at 10:58PM
OMG! The #HelloKitty news! Oh wait... I don't care. I won't ever care... #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) August 28, 2014
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Knee Defender sales soar after fight on plane
#kneedefender why didn't you think of a stunt like this 11 years ago? Boom go rage, boom go sales. #f Knee Defender sales soar after fight on plane
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August 27, 2014 at 07:06PM
Talk about #firstworldproblems! When flying, recline the seat or defend the knees? #KneeDefender #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) August 28, 2014
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9-Year-Old Girl Kills Shooting Instructor in Machine Gun Accident
0 charges: the establishment is licensed & legal. No desire to change what is licensed or legal either. Let the killing continue. SMDH... #f 9-Year-Old Girl Kills Shooting Instructor in Machine Gun Accident
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Forget Hot Air: Disney Parade Floats Could Soon Fly Under Drone Power
#Disney is patenting #drone tech. What for? What else? #MAGIC of course... #f Forget Hot Air: Disney Parade Floats Could Soon Fly Under Drone Power
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Couples who smoke pot experience less domestic violence
Duh. Don't hit. Take a hit instead. #CaptainObvious says, "#Pot smokers are less violent." #f Couples who smoke pot experience less domestic violence
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August 27, 2014 at 09:18AM
#Autocorrect is the great equalizer. Bad grammarians look smarter w/ better spelling. Good grammarians look dumber w/ random nonsense. #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) August 27, 2014
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Your Fortune is a $imple Click Away!
The only way to make money off of #superstition is by being the charlatan selling it to the rubes.
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Caught on Tape: What Mitch McConnell Complained About to a Roomful of Billionaires (Exclusive)
The only thing #MitchMcConnell cares about is Mitch McConnell. If you've got money, he'll say whatever he thinks you want to hear. Voters shouldn't trust him. Billionaires shouldn't trust him either. #f Caught on Tape: What Mitch McConnell Complained About to a Roomful of Billionaires (Exclusive)
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Taser Photoshoot: People Willingly Being Hit With A Stun Gun By Their Loved Ones
Ignore the headline. These are pictures of people's reactions to one of my bad jokes. #f Taser Photoshoot: People Willingly Being Hit With A Stun Gun By Their Loved Ones
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August 27, 2014 at 07:27AM
American Douglas McAuthur #McCain dies in Syria fighting for #ISIS. Based on his name, I guess his parents had different hopes for him. #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) August 27, 2014
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The story behind Nike’s basketball court that lights up like a Christmas tree
This high tech #Nike #Basketball court has many neat media, tracking, and replay features. It may also induce #seizures. #f The story behind Nike’s basketball court that lights up like a Christmas tree
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Tuesday, August 26, 2014
Judge Gets 28 Years In 'Kids For Cash' Case
Another in a long list of reasons why we need to shut down the #privateprison industry... #f Judge Gets 28 Years In 'Kids For Cash' Case
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August 26, 2014 at 08:13PM
ABC's #TheQuest makes me laugh so hard I can barely stand to watch it. #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) August 27, 2014
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August 26, 2014 at 06:47PM
#Ignorance and #superstition hold us back. #Curiosity and #reason push us forward. Teaching the difference is the challenge of our times. #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) August 27, 2014
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August 26, 2014 at 06:40PM
#Religion is not the cause of #violence and #inequality, but an excuse bad people use. Eliminate the excuse and they will find another. #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) August 27, 2014
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They Share What I Don’t Believe
What do all these famous people all have in common? #atheists #agnostics #humanists
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Robotic brain 'learns' from internet
#Robot learns from internet. Now world's best at #cat #memes, #trolling, and #hashtagging things. #f Robotic brain 'learns' from internet
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Monday, August 25, 2014
Driverless cars: 15 things you need to know
A pretty concise summary of what our #driverless future holds. Big changes. Big challenges. #autocar #f Driverless cars: 15 things you need to know
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New Material Could Turn Cell Phones, Windows Into Solar Power Generators
This phrase: Ubiquitous transparent #solar harvesting surfaces. #f New Material Could Turn Cell Phones, Windows Into Solar Power Generators
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August 25, 2014 at 03:25PM
Public Const change as variant = now() +1 'Heraclitus #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) August 25, 2014
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Stooping Low For A Good Time
The image comes from a bad photoshop. No animals were harmed in the making of this truly tasteless meme.
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August 25, 2014 at 08:38AM
As we celebrate life of #MichaelBrown in #Ferguson today, my thoughts go to all the victims of gun violence whose names have no hashtags. #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) August 25, 2014
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A New Birth Control Mandate–and the Right Still Doesn't Like it
A stroke of the pen and Obama dances around the #HobbyLobby ruling. #BirthControl for everybody! Yay! #f A New Birth Control Mandate–and the Right Still Doesn't Like it
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Burger King In Talks To Buy Tim Hortons
Shame on #BurgerKing, the latest tax #Inversion schemer.Of course, the stock market loves it. #f Burger King In Talks To Buy Tim Hortons
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The Internet of Things 2014 [Slideshare]
Here is a good summary of what the #InternetOfThings is and why #IoT should matter to you (hint: because it will change everything). #f The Internet of Things 2014 [Slideshare]
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Sunday, August 24, 2014
Humanist Group Claims 24 Members Of Congress Privately Admitted To Being Atheists
Congressional #Atheists in the closet? Why? Fear, due to perception that lack of faith = lack of morality. #f Humanist Group Claims 24 Members Of Congress Privately Admitted To Being Atheists
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Get Ready To Say Goodbye To The Traffic Light
Traffic Light tech is 100 years old. Time for some smart #IoT lights for #driverless. #f Get Ready To Say Goodbye To The Traffic Light
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Noodly Chemtrails Probe Minds For Rational Thought
The truth is revealed! #fsm for the win! This could be a much more dire situation than some government conspiracy. It could be the end of all nonsense conspiracy theories as we know them!
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August 24, 2014 at 01:06AM
Zombie moth #drones? No, doesn't sound creepy at all! #IoT #gw #mc http://t.co/TPcyydsixn
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) August 24, 2014
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Saturday, August 23, 2014
Less Scarf, More Complaining
I really enjoyed the season premier of Dr. Who with the new “line-face” doctor, Peter Capaldi!
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Humpallamadingdong
My variation of the “oo ee oo aah aah ting tang llama llama pig bang” meme. Besides… there’s only one llama.
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Friday, August 22, 2014
August 22, 2014 at 03:19PM
Immigrant ninjas? Seems legit. http://t.co/9RLCzKPJ3k #gw
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) August 22, 2014
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August 22, 2014 at 03:15PM
Insult to injury for GOP: not only is #Obamacare #Medicaid expansion working, it's healing income inequality too! http://t.co/CDhNvzXmxo #gw
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) August 22, 2014
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August 22, 2014 at 03:01PM
Grant, Tori, & Kari are leaving #Mythbusters. Sad. Go forth and multiply ur geekery! There is still much to do... http://t.co/AVEltVUVnV #gw
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) August 22, 2014
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Twinkle Twinkle A Little BS
There are many explanations for the stars above, but the only way to reach them is through science.
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August 22, 2014 at 07:03AM
#Google: "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need (real) roads." Testing #driverless in a virtual California. http://t.co/77iTYykBqR #gw #mc
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) August 22, 2014
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Thursday, August 21, 2014
August 21, 2014 at 08:04PM
The laziest #wearable tech yet. It's a chair anywear. Get it? Any wear? I kill me. http://t.co/KV2Vje4NQ5 #mc #gw
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) August 22, 2014
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August 21, 2014 at 07:58PM
It looks like the (layered) pieces of #Apple #iWatch are falling into place for release sometime soon! http://t.co/PBy3ZMiYS4 #gw #mc
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) August 22, 2014
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August 21, 2014 at 07:49PM
Power of #Apple #iwatch may not be the device itself but the infrastructure Apple builds for it. #wearables http://t.co/EbuMZoOils #gw #mc
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) August 22, 2014
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August 21, 2014 at 07:35PM
Ca says no #Driverless Cars without manual control option. No #Googlecar pods I guess? http://t.co/vWRShPsNTR #gw #mc
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) August 22, 2014
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August 21, 2014 at 05:32PM
You can't debate a difficult decision with someone who believes you don't have a choice. #gw #dawkins
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) August 21, 2014
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Printing money and dumping it in the trash
In the battle of greed vs the environment, greed wins. The phone books on your doorstep are a prime example.
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Wednesday, August 20, 2014
August 20, 2014 at 09:48PM
At some point #ALS, there will be no more dry celebrities. What then? I suggest #ALSDryerChallenge. Tumble on low. #gw
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) August 21, 2014
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Tuesday, August 19, 2014
Monday, August 18, 2014
In D’aight Meant What?
Texas governor Rick Perry was indicted for “coercion and abuse of official capacity.” What kind of buffoonery is this? The indictment is stupid too.
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August 18, 2014 at 01:30PM
Internet peer pressure: ice cold. Yay for #ALS & #IceBucketChallenge, but what's next escalation of me-too meming? Walk coals 4 a cause? #gw
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) August 18, 2014
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Saturday, August 16, 2014
August 16, 2014 at 08:38AM
#GOP govs: Christie- #BridgeGate, Walker- illegal campaigning, & now #GovPerry indicted 4 abuse of power. So who's running in 2016? #gw
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) August 16, 2014
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Friday, August 15, 2014
Silence: The Phantom Menace
California Justice Marvin Baxter ruled that your silence can be used against you in a court of law.
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Thursday, August 14, 2014
August 14, 2014 at 07:26PM
Why is Bob Dylan like a gray short-hair hunting dog? #gw https://t.co/MmOjdQrSc3
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) August 15, 2014
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August 14, 2014 at 11:36AM
How to tell if #Ferguson protester is white: 1.) Arrest them. 2.) Media outrage? Protester is white. Silence? Protester not white. #gw
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) August 14, 2014
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August 14, 2014 at 11:28AM
Huh? Did you know that "huh" is the most common word across languages? Huh... #gw
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Wednesday, August 13, 2014
August 13, 2014 at 04:02PM
"Not my problem," said Nero to his lyre as Rome burned. #gw
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) August 13, 2014
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Tuesday, August 12, 2014
August 12, 2014 at 10:53PM
With each passing moment, we weave our lives into the tapestry of existence. The thread may end, but the pattern remains. #gw
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) August 13, 2014
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Dorals: Smokin’ Flavor
Today’s advertising isn’t any less false. We just don’t have the benefit of 40 years of hindsight to put them in perspective.
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What kind of online survey taker are you?
Social media surveys = free information for advertisers. What are you giving away for free?
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Monday, August 11, 2014
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