Your ever faithless guru waxing poetic about humor, belief, politics and how to be a generally good human being despite all that.
Wednesday, December 31, 2014
December 31, 2014 at 05:41AM
Aren't Republicans awesome? Haven't taken office yet but will claim credit for the 1st Gallup positive polling on economy since 2007.
#t #p2
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 31, 2014
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Tuesday, December 30, 2014
December 30, 2014 at 02:27PM
Now seems like a terrible time to remind my Idaho friends they are more likely to die by their gun than stop a crime.
#2yroldkillsmom #t #p2
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 30, 2014
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December 30, 2014 at 01:13PM
The Fox News hysteria machine has gone from Obamacare death panels to "banning donut sprinkles". Reaching much?
#FoxNews #FDA #t #p2
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 30, 2014
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December 30, 2014 at 10:48AM
Twitter update logged me out & turned all my notifications back on. Thanks. Kinda like setting a chirping booby-trap.
#t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 30, 2014
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Thursday, December 25, 2014
December 25, 2014 at 05:23PM
Kids:
Horrified to discover #Santa isn't real.
Can't remember which presents were from Santa.
#t #xmas
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 26, 2014
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Wednesday, December 24, 2014
December 24, 2014 at 07:49AM
Stay away from the mall today. It'll be filled with frantic, lost, married men.
#HappyHolidays #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 24, 2014
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Tuesday, December 23, 2014
December 23, 2014 at 01:19PM
The International space station has a 1-way teleporter! We "beam" them schematics & they reconstruct (3D print) on board. #Science!
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— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 23, 2014
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Monday, December 22, 2014
December 22, 2014 at 03:23PM
Racists love anecdotes. That's how 1 bad actor confirms their worst suspicions despite millions of peaceful protesters.
#NYPDShooting #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 22, 2014
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December 22, 2014 at 03:13PM
Wearing a Santa suit: it's how not to get arrested for asking strangers to sit on your lap & talk about whatever "comes up".
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— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 22, 2014
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Small World, Small Minds
If you can’t see big, you can’t think big either.
#Atheism #AtheistRollCall #Belief
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December 22, 2014 at 12:32PM
Comparing "politically motivated" violence from left-wingers vs right-wingers: not a winner for conservatives, so why are they doing it?
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— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 22, 2014
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December 22, 2014 at 10:33AM
I guess it's okay to be racist in the media, so long as you do it in an "I blame Al Sharpton" sort of way.
#EricGarner #NYPDLivesMatter #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 22, 2014
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December 22, 2014 at 09:15AM
The smarter you are & the more you profess #belief in local faith, the more your chance of being a politician nears 100%
#t #atheism
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 22, 2014
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December 22, 2014 at 07:36AM
What's worse, deranged cop killer Brinsley or conservative media blaming 2 tragic deaths on Obama because he's also black?
#libcrib #p2 #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 22, 2014
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Sunday, December 21, 2014
December 21, 2014 at 07:20AM
GOP attacks Obama & "big labor" in wake of new NLRB rules. Come on... They're "medium-sized" labor at best.
#t #LetsUnionize
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 21, 2014
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Saturday, December 20, 2014
December 20, 2014 at 09:14PM
What part of "peaceful protest" did you not understand? & now the hard work & dedication of millions could be undone by 1 selfish idiot.
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— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 21, 2014
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December 20, 2014 at 06:54AM
If Twitter deleted every spam account overnight, how many followers would you lose? We're all not as popular as we'd like to think...
#t #p2
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 20, 2014
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Friday, December 19, 2014
December 19, 2014 at 05:11PM
Yeah Sony screwed up but remember if they HAD released #TheInterviewMovie, none of the theater chains would've shown it. So bash them too
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— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 20, 2014
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December 19, 2014 at 12:18PM
Frenemies that "came together" for the #ColbertFiinale: JJ Abrams & George Lucas
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— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 19, 2014
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GOP legend quits Congress with message for America
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Thursday, December 18, 2014
December 18, 2014 at 10:20AM
@MarcoRubio vs #PopeFrancis on #CubaPolicy... I'm an atheist, but my money's on big poppa.
#t #libcrib
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 18, 2014
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Wednesday, December 17, 2014
December 17, 2014 at 05:41PM
Cuban cigars won't be as good as you hope because they've lost their key ingredient, which is "being forbidden."
#CubaPolicy #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 18, 2014
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December 17, 2014 at 04:40PM
Did I hear @MarcoRubio right? Obama #CubaPolicy is "awful" cuz Cubans deserve to suffer no freedom until they get 100% freedom?
#libcrib #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 17, 2014
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December 17, 2014 at 04:05PM
#TheInterviewMovie needed to be made, if only so NKorean spies would be offended & hack Sony to show the world how awful Sony execs are.
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— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 17, 2014
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Saturday, December 13, 2014
December 13, 2014 at 11:23AM
Sign I'm getting old: I enjoy the tight turning radius of our jeep more than the pep of our v6 coupe.
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— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 13, 2014
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Friday, December 12, 2014
December 12, 2014 at 09:58AM
When the media calls your losing team "scrappy" they're really just spotting you a conciliatory "s".
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— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 12, 2014
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December 12, 2014 at 09:55AM
As you enjoy low gas prices, remember OPEC is lowballing market in attempts to kill US shale industry & stymie rise of solar/wind
#t #p2
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 12, 2014
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Thursday, December 11, 2014
December 11, 2014 at 04:10PM
By CIA reasoning, the benefits of torture, abuse, rape, beatings, police brutality, etc are all UNKNOWABLE
#t #TortureReport
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 11, 2014
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December 11, 2014 at 12:29PM
Sometime AFTER torturing detainees (weeks/months) they gave us "useful" info. Therefore torture benefits are "unknowable?"
#TortureReport #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 11, 2014
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December 11, 2014 at 12:19PM
Cromnibus & Romney Bus: 2 things full of crony gifts to big business.
#t #BudgetBill
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 11, 2014
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December 11, 2014 at 07:34AM
Finding your potential in a 2,000 year old book might be okay, but finding your limitations in the same book is not.
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— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 11, 2014
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Wednesday, December 10, 2014
December 10, 2014 at 05:22PM
I'm flummoxed
How does hummus
Up the bummus
Make terrorists
Not harm us?
#t #TortureReport
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 11, 2014
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December 10, 2014 at 05:14PM
Hey Wall Street, wouldn't it be nice if your fortunes were hitched to abundant sustainable energy companies instead of oil? DOW TUMBLES
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— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 11, 2014
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December 10, 2014 at 12:23PM
Pre-election was Ebola & immigration.
GOP won.
Post-election is killer cops & torture.
Tell me again how Dems are playing politics? #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 10, 2014
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December 10, 2014 at 10:39AM
@SenatorReid has gone from referee to goalie & is now the last line of defense against an onslaught of horse-pucky (err... hockey pucks)
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— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 10, 2014
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December 10, 2014 at 10:20AM
The #TortureReport wasn't political, until the GOP made it so. We have a right to know & their threats & patrio-pandering are beneath us.
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— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 10, 2014
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December 10, 2014 at 10:06AM
Shame on @SenatorRisch & @MarcoRubio for saying CIA torturers deserve our eternal gratitude. Whitewash politics.
#TortureReport #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 10, 2014
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December 10, 2014 at 09:25AM
The #TortureReport outlines what we did to detainees. It doesn't detail what our "outsource partners" did which was probably much worse. #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 10, 2014
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Tuesday, December 9, 2014
December 09, 2014 at 02:46PM
When we said we were fed up (the butt) with torture, I didn't think we meant it literally...
#t #TortureReport
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 9, 2014
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December 09, 2014 at 01:29PM
Sad Mashup: Knowing all we know now, we still couldn't get a grand jury to indict anyone for torture. Cops/CIA are ALWAYS the good guys
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— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 9, 2014
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December 09, 2014 at 01:25PM
We did it. We lied about it. We tried to cover it up. Inexcusable? Nobody is going to jail...
#t #TortureMemo
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 9, 2014
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December 09, 2014 at 01:10PM
Spanking is the emotional rage response of a parent who has lost control. Torture is the same thing on a much bigger level.
#t #TortureMemo
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 9, 2014
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December 09, 2014 at 10:37AM
You know it's going to be a tough news day when #RectalFeeding goes viral.
#TortureMemo #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 9, 2014
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Mika Brzezinski Just Found Out What A Furry Is
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December 09, 2014 at 08:54AM
(not really) BREAKING NEWS: We tortured some folks.
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— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 9, 2014
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December 09, 2014 at 07:45AM
Twitter's like Beetlejuice except you only need to say certain names once before "they" come out & follow you.
#cosplay #furries #yoda #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 9, 2014
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Monday, December 8, 2014
December 08, 2014 at 03:46PM
I look forward to my twitter feed in 2015 being filled with "OMG you won't believe what the GOP passed in house/senate" type posts.
#t #p2
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 8, 2014
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December 08, 2014 at 02:06PM
I like real life drama. I just don't like dramatization of real life drama. News? Yes. Lifetime movie? No.
#t #libcrib
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 8, 2014
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Saturday, December 6, 2014
December 06, 2014 at 01:21PM
BREAKING NEWS: Bill Cosby raped everybody.
#t #libcrib #Cosby
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 6, 2014
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Friday, December 5, 2014
December 05, 2014 at 05:15PM
If a cop beat up & killed an old woman, would Rep Steve King say she had it coming because she was morbidly frail? I think not.
#t #Garner
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 6, 2014
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December 05, 2014 at 05:10PM
Some point to #Garner non-indictment & say body cams on cops won't matter. But the outrage over this is bipartisan & that's HUGE.
#t #p2
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 6, 2014
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December 05, 2014 at 02:41PM
Evangelicals: Is climate change real?
"No"
What about extreme weather?
"That's a sign of end of times. God will protect/judge us."
Sigh
#t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 5, 2014
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December 05, 2014 at 01:14PM
Rape epidemic + bad journalism + ignorant public = anecdote used to dismiss important issue out of hand. Way to go us.
#t #p2 #rollingstone
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 5, 2014
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December 05, 2014 at 09:36AM
What's GOP going to hate Obama about now? Their favorite target: jobs is off the radar. 2014: most jobs created since 90's
#t #p2
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 5, 2014
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Thursday, December 4, 2014
December 04, 2014 at 09:43AM
99.99% of grand juries indict. The 0.01% that don't usually target cops or CEO's. Justice is for sale.
#t #Ferguson #Garner
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 4, 2014
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Wednesday, December 3, 2014
December 03, 2014 at 06:09PM
The RWNJ brain: extrapolation via anecdote.
No grand jury charges? No race problems in US.
A few looters? All black protesters are thugs.
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— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 4, 2014
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December 03, 2014 at 06:06PM
Did you know that if a grand jury fails to indict then this whole cops vs black people thing is just a myth? Thanks Fox News!
#Garner #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 4, 2014
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December 03, 2014 at 02:41PM
17 states to sue Obama over immigration action = wasting your tax dollars in a futile effort to kick people while they're down.
#libcrib #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 3, 2014
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December 03, 2014 at 02:37PM
GOP plans to defund DHS to halt "executive amnesty of illegals." Did they forget DHS is in charge of stopping terrorists too?
#t #p2
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 3, 2014
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December 03, 2014 at 10:53AM
Why don't we talk about white on white crime? More people get hurt & nobody goes to jail.
ENRON AIG GOLDMAN SACHS MADOFF LEHMAN BROS
#t #p2
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 3, 2014
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Tuesday, December 2, 2014
December 02, 2014 at 07:00PM
America's a big ship.
It takes awhile to turn.
Obama's patient @ the wheel.
GOP just wants to spin it.
See: ACA, IR, Ebola, NN, Nukes
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— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 3, 2014
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December 02, 2014 at 03:24PM
When GOP rage kicks into gear,
it is time to smile & cheer,
for the size of their displeasure
means working class gains
in equal measure
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— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 2, 2014
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December 02, 2014 at 10:57AM
Inevitable: Cop wearing camera kills kid but there's no footage due to "malfunction".
Guns up. Don't Film.
#Ferguson #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 2, 2014
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December 02, 2014 at 10:53AM
STL cops claim they got an apology. Rams say it was "Sorry you feel that way." Cops argue def of "apology". Grasping @ straws.
#t #Ferguson
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 2, 2014
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December 02, 2014 at 08:35AM
Filed under: Neuroseurgeons say the darnedest things - Ben Carson blames #Ferguson on women's lib.
Huh?
#t #p2
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 2, 2014
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Monday, December 1, 2014
December 01, 2014 at 04:28PM
Fellow white folks: please stop sharing "A few people looted so I don't have to be racially sensitive anymore" memes. Thanks
#Ferguson #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 1, 2014
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December 01, 2014 at 08:58AM
Dear #NFL:
#Ferguson is about much more than 1 cop & 1 dead kid. Your reaction to Rams solidarity only shows ignorance.
#t #p2
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) December 1, 2014
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