Sunday, August 31, 2014

The Likeable Guy Carries A Screwdriver

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My favorite quote from the second episode of Carapaldi’s run as the doctor: Into the Dalek. #drwho


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This is why I don’t cook at home

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Eggplant, beets, zuchini, rice, baby carrot, parmigiano reggiano, potato peel, oregano, salt, & pepper.


Saturday, August 30, 2014

The Tan Suit Debacle

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WTF? Who honestly should give a flying crap about what color suit Prez Obama wears? If anything, it’s a refreshing change. #suitgate


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Don’t Trust. Just Verify

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The internet can enlighten or delude you. It depends on how healthy your dose of skepticism is.


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August 30, 2014 at 11:09AM




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Friday, August 29, 2014

August 29, 2014 at 03:25PM




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I Don’t Think He Means What You Say He Means

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Why does THIS guy have so little in common with the views espoused by American fundamentalist Christians?


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August 29, 2014 at 08:07AM




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“Would you criminalize fornication?” Desperate new argument against same-sex marriage laughed...

The anti-gay movement is getting pretty desperate and thus more ridiculous. Now marriage is only an incentive for irresponsible heterosexuals to stay together and raise their accidental children? Nonsense. #f “Would you criminalize fornication?” Desperate new argument against same-sex marriage laughed...

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Car-to-car communication technology to be imposed soon in U.S.

#Driverless tech is sneaking in the back door. 1st it's there for safety, then it takes over. And we'll love it. #MotoChauffeur! #f #mc Car-to-car communication technology to be imposed soon in U.S.

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Thursday, August 28, 2014

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

August 27, 2014 at 10:58PM




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Knee Defender sales soar after fight on plane

#kneedefender why didn't you think of a stunt like this 11 years ago? Boom go rage, boom go sales. #f Knee Defender sales soar after fight on plane

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August 27, 2014 at 07:06PM




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Gumpism: Perfunay



Gumpism: What is the definition of "perfunay"? Something silly to be sure.

9-Year-Old Girl Kills Shooting Instructor in Machine Gun Accident

0 charges: the establishment is licensed & legal. No desire to change what is licensed or legal either. Let the killing continue. SMDH... #f 9-Year-Old Girl Kills Shooting Instructor in Machine Gun Accident

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Forget Hot Air: Disney Parade Floats Could Soon Fly Under Drone Power

#Disney is patenting #drone tech. What for? What else? #MAGIC of course... #f Forget Hot Air: Disney Parade Floats Could Soon Fly Under Drone Power

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Couples who smoke pot experience less domestic violence

Duh. Don't hit. Take a hit instead. #CaptainObvious says, "#Pot smokers are less violent." #f Couples who smoke pot experience less domestic violence

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August 27, 2014 at 09:18AM




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Your Fortune is a $imple Click Away!

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The only way to make money off of #superstition is by being the charlatan selling it to the rubes.


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Caught on Tape: What Mitch McConnell Complained About to a Roomful of Billionaires (Exclusive)

The only thing #MitchMcConnell cares about is Mitch McConnell. If you've got money, he'll say whatever he thinks you want to hear. Voters shouldn't trust him. Billionaires shouldn't trust him either. #f Caught on Tape: What Mitch McConnell Complained About to a Roomful of Billionaires (Exclusive)

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Taser Photoshoot: People Willingly Being Hit With A Stun Gun By Their Loved Ones

Ignore the headline. These are pictures of people's reactions to one of my bad jokes. #f Taser Photoshoot: People Willingly Being Hit With A Stun Gun By Their Loved Ones

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August 27, 2014 at 07:27AM




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The story behind Nike’s basketball court that lights up like a Christmas tree

This high tech #Nike #Basketball court has many neat media, tracking, and replay features. It may also induce #seizures. #f The story behind Nike’s basketball court that lights up like a Christmas tree

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Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Judge Gets 28 Years In 'Kids For Cash' Case

Another in a long list of reasons why we need to shut down the #privateprison industry... #f Judge Gets 28 Years In 'Kids For Cash' Case

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August 26, 2014 at 08:13PM




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Call Me Hashtag

August 26, 2014 at 06:47PM




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August 26, 2014 at 06:40PM




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They Share What I Don’t Believe

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What do all these famous people all have in common? #atheists #agnostics #humanists


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Robotic brain 'learns' from internet

#Robot learns from internet. Now world's best at #cat #memes, #trolling, and #hashtagging things. #f Robotic brain 'learns' from internet

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Monday, August 25, 2014

Driverless cars: 15 things you need to know

A pretty concise summary of what our #driverless future holds. Big changes. Big challenges. #autocar #f Driverless cars: 15 things you need to know

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New Material Could Turn Cell Phones, Windows Into Solar Power Generators

This phrase: Ubiquitous transparent #solar harvesting surfaces. #f New Material Could Turn Cell Phones, Windows Into Solar Power Generators

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August 25, 2014 at 03:25PM




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Stooping Low For A Good Time

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The image comes from a bad photoshop. No animals were harmed in the making of this truly tasteless meme.


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August 25, 2014 at 08:38AM




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A New Birth Control Mandate–and the Right Still Doesn't Like it

A stroke of the pen and Obama dances around the #HobbyLobby ruling. #BirthControl for everybody! Yay! #f A New Birth Control Mandate–and the Right Still Doesn't Like it

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Burger King In Talks To Buy Tim Hortons

Shame on #BurgerKing, the latest tax #Inversion schemer.Of course, the stock market loves it. #f Burger King In Talks To Buy Tim Hortons

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The Internet of Things 2014 [Slideshare]

Here is a good summary of what the #InternetOfThings is and why #IoT should matter to you (hint: because it will change everything). #f The Internet of Things 2014 [Slideshare]

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Sunday, August 24, 2014

Humanist Group Claims 24 Members Of Congress Privately Admitted To Being Atheists

Congressional #Atheists in the closet? Why? Fear, due to perception that lack of faith = lack of morality. #f Humanist Group Claims 24 Members Of Congress Privately Admitted To Being Atheists

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Get Ready To Say Goodbye To The Traffic Light

Traffic Light tech is 100 years old. Time for some smart #IoT lights for #driverless. #f Get Ready To Say Goodbye To The Traffic Light

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Noodly Chemtrails Probe Minds For Rational Thought

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The truth is revealed! #fsm for the win! This could be a much more dire situation than some government conspiracy. It could be the end of all nonsense conspiracy theories as we know them!


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August 24, 2014 at 01:06AM




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Saturday, August 23, 2014

Less Scarf, More Complaining

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I really enjoyed the season premier of Dr. Who with the new “line-face” doctor, Peter Capaldi!


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Humpallamadingdong

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My variation of the “oo ee oo aah aah ting tang llama llama pig bang” meme. Besides… there’s only one llama.


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Friday, August 22, 2014

August 22, 2014 at 03:19PM




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August 22, 2014 at 03:15PM




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August 22, 2014 at 03:01PM




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Twinkle Twinkle A Little BS

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There are many explanations for the stars above, but the only way to reach them is through science.


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August 22, 2014 at 07:03AM




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Thursday, August 21, 2014

August 21, 2014 at 08:04PM




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August 21, 2014 at 07:58PM




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August 21, 2014 at 07:49PM




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August 21, 2014 at 07:35PM




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August 21, 2014 at 05:32PM




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Printing money and dumping it in the trash

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In the battle of greed vs the environment, greed wins. The phone books on your doorstep are a prime example.


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Wednesday, August 20, 2014

August 20, 2014 at 09:48PM




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All R Internet R Belong 2 George

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Much love for our helmsman of the happy Internet!


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Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Monday, August 18, 2014

In D’aight Meant What?

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Texas governor Rick Perry was indicted for “coercion and abuse of official capacity.” What kind of buffoonery is this? The indictment is stupid too.


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August 18, 2014 at 01:30PM




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Saturday, August 16, 2014

August 16, 2014 at 08:38AM




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Friday, August 15, 2014

Thursday, August 14, 2014

Doofy Bob Dylan joke – Doh!



Why is Bob Dylan like a gray short-hair hunting dog?


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August 14, 2014 at 07:26PM




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August 14, 2014 at 11:36AM




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August 14, 2014 at 11:28AM




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Leading the obstinate

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Perhaps the reason no bills get passed is because the GOP refuses to pass any?

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Wednesday, August 13, 2014

August 13, 2014 at 04:02PM




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Tuesday, August 12, 2014

August 12, 2014 at 10:53PM




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Lauren Bacall 1924-2014



Another great, gone…

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Dorals: Smokin’ Flavor




Today’s advertising isn’t any less false. We just don’t have the benefit of 40 years of hindsight to put them in perspective.

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What kind of online survey taker are you?


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Social media surveys = free information for advertisers. What are you giving away for free?
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