The wandering kids in black sheets & hazmat suits aren't trick-or-treating, but trying to SCARE you into voting GOP on Tues. #p2 #t #gotv
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 31, 2014
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Your ever faithless guru waxing poetic about humor, belief, politics and how to be a generally good human being despite all that.
The wandering kids in black sheets & hazmat suits aren't trick-or-treating, but trying to SCARE you into voting GOP on Tues. #p2 #t #gotv
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 31, 2014
Afraid it’s how they want you: complicit and pliable.
#VotingMatters #SaveTheSenate
Homophobes: Please DM me for info on where to send your "icky gay" Apple products. I'll happily take them.
Tim Cook #p2 #t #ItGetsBetter
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 30, 2014
"We're going to lose anyway."
WORST excuse not to vote. Don't make excuses... VOTE!
#VotingMatters #SaveTheSenate #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 29, 2014
If they win control of the Senate, can the GOP govern? Both Dem & GOP strategists say, "No. More Gridlock."
WTF?
#libcrib #t #SaveTheSenate
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 29, 2014
I've decided to found a penis pill company that capitalizes on the fame of a certain British Boy Band: WondErection.
#BadJokes #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 29, 2014
Ebola is bad & terrorism is evil, but Americans bullying African & Muslim kids is just ignorant & shameful.
#libcrib #p2 #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 28, 2014
Or do you believe she can only see your “angelic” behavior?
#atheism #atheistrollcall
Teen angst + gun = tragedy
#gunsense #libcrib #NotOneMore #t #p2
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 26, 2014
Romney 2012: Obama “gets full credit or blame for what’s happened to gasoline prices under his watch.”
Gas is $2.99. Credit?
#libcrib #p2 #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 25, 2014
Let's rewind the Ottowa Parliament attack yesterday but this time every member has a gun. Same outcome?
#gunsense #NotOneMore #t #libcrib
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 23, 2014
Joni Ernst refuses to talk to Iowa editorial boards. Let's send her a message in Nov, "NO THANKS!"
#SaveTheSenate #VotingMatters #t #p2
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 23, 2014
GOPdiot Rep Steve King warns about "illegals" of "prime gang recruitment age" AKA children refugees. Also: Ebola ISIS Benghazi!
Derp
#p2 #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 22, 2014
$100 million spent on NC senate race. How many student books, desks, uniforms, & meals could that buy?
#GetMoneyOut #libcrib #p2 #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 22, 2014
MIDTERMS
GOP message: Cower in fear!
Dem message: We can still do big things!
VOTE!
#GOTV #VotingMatters #SaveTheSenate #t #libcrib #p2
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 22, 2014
Expect more ISIS fear in the media soon. With Ebola crisis passing, GOP is running out of ways to scare you into voting for them! #p2 #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 22, 2014
Good news! No more ebola scare in US. Now you don't have to vote Republican in the midterms!
#libcrib #t #p2
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 22, 2014
Only cuz #AlexJones isn't a "news source"
Pew study finds Rush Limbaugh least trusty news source (82% False)
http://t.co/97RqcDZ9Tl #t #p2
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 21, 2014
SCOTUS just approved Jim Crow poll taxes in Texas this election. Shameful!
#VotingMatters #VoterID #libcrib
Who are you kidding? Your “free-dumb” is NOT my peace of mind.
#gunsense #NotOneMore
They sell you “freedom” and “rights,” but what they’re really selling is more guns regardless of how many die. #gunsense #libcrib
Hey states left w/ gay marriage bans: how about proactively repealing? Clock is ticking & you're on wrong side of history.
#gaymarriage #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 17, 2014
I'm no fan of Rick Scott. Let's get our collective blades together and blow him off in November.
#VotingMatters #libcrib #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 16, 2014
Grimes voted for Obama. Duh. What McConnell wants is a sound byte to repeat ad nauseum on the airwaves cuz KY voters hate PBO that much. #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 16, 2014
Tea Party Militiamen are all about exercising their right to open-carry, but not so much about exercising in general.
#libcrib #t #tcot
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 14, 2014
Complain, THEN vote. Not don't vote, then complain.
#libcrib #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 13, 2014
Logical: hate a person's actions therefore hate the person.
GOPLogical: hate the person therefore hate the all person's actions.
#libcrib #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 12, 2014
Did Wendy Davis just back-up off the cliff? "Don't feature the wheelchair," seems pretty obvious...
#libcrib #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 11, 2014
Why Sen David Vitter blocked Ebola $ bill: Too much of the $ goes to Africa...where Ebola is...So we'll wait til it comes here? #libcrib #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 10, 2014
This is basically how Republicans plan to win in November. We aren’t THAT stupid, right?
#libcrib #VotingMatters
Mike Huckabee days he'll divorce GOP unless they divorce every gay marriage in the country. Huck-a-Butt-Hurt much Mike?
#libcrib #t #tcot
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 10, 2014
Who the Turks hate: 1.)Syrians 2.)Kurds 3.)ISIS Turks won't fight ISIS as long as they're not in Turkey & still killing 1 & 2.
#libcrib #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 10, 2014
GAO report confirms Voter ID laws do solve the problem...
for GOP...
of too many eligible young & minority voters voting.
#libcrib #t #tcot
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 10, 2014
What looks like a turtle, sounds like a turtle, & doesn't know much about Kentucky?
#libcrib #t #tcot
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 9, 2014
That Duncan Hunter LIED about 10 ISIS militants crossing Mexico border: annoying.
That he's getting elected anyway: INFURIATING!
#libcrib #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 9, 2014
If all Democrats have resolve and vote, they will have the Senate in 2015.
#VotingMatters #libcrib
Breaking News on CNN: Missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 has Ebola!
#libcrib #badnews #hysteria #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 7, 2014
Economy is doing gangbusters but GOP base "isn't feeling it" so they vote for GOP elite 1%ers who are hoarding the prosperity.
#libcrib #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 7, 2014
Condescension prevents comprehension.
#libcrib #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 7, 2014
"You're wrong!" isn't how to respond to the expression of opinion. Opinions aren't wrong, but often misinformed.
#libcrib #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 7, 2014
With a name like Grimes, how could she not support coal miners? LOL
#libcrib #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 6, 2014
To those who cite "ickyness" as evidence of the immorality of gayness, I offer this visualization:
"Your parents having sex."
YW #libcrib #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 6, 2014
Soon gay marriage will be fully legal in 60% of states! Were there any doubts, let them be vanquished. Marriage equality is here to stay! #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 6, 2014
Happy #GAYDAY everyone! Congrats to all the happy couples in VA, OK, UT, WI, & IN and soon... CO, KA, NC, SC WV, & WY!!
#libcrib #SCOTUS #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 6, 2014
SCOTUS does the right thing on gay marriage: NOTHING!
With overwhelming consensus in lower courts, there's no issue to decide.
#libcrib #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 6, 2014
Do the rich give to charity out of kindness or for the tax breaks? We want to believe the former, but what happens if you remove latter? #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 6, 2014
Pithiness: A tool of those who are aspirational to be inspirational.
#t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 4, 2014
That which arms our free-dumb harms our freedom.
#libcrib #uniteblue #t #gunsense
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 4, 2014
#TRUNDY - Trending+funny/fun
AKA: The fun stuff that's tending, not the serious stuff, fan crap, or teenage nonsense!
#oxford #wordmash #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 3, 2014
#BadThemeParks
Cede Her Point
(Where the thrill ride is spousal arguments and she always wins)
#t @midnight
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 3, 2014
#BadThemeParks
Corny Island
(where the jokes are @Midnight bad)
#t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 3, 2014
#BadThemeParks
70's Bush Gardens
#t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 3, 2014
Bear mauling, lightning strike, asteroid Armageddon, shark attack
#ThingsMoreLikelyThanEbola
#libcrib # hysteria #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 3, 2014
Are you not scared? Watch more cable news. #libcrib #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 1, 2014
Voters least likely to be affected by ISIS or illegal immigration are also MOST likely to vote in fear of those issues. #libcrib #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 1, 2014
1 year ago today was GOP gov shutdown over Obamacare costing taxpayers $24 billion. Polls say: voters have already forgotten. #libcrib #t
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 1, 2014
Apparently, if it's not a creepy-crawly, you can't NOPE it.
#t #nope
— Godfrey Wagmore (@GodfreyWagmore) October 1, 2014